tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post3931316079949748458..comments2024-02-19T04:50:58.170-08:00Comments on Shuck and Jive: Jesus's Secretary Answers Your Prayer ConcernsJohn Shuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-32845956284536550152008-01-08T19:57:00.000-08:002008-01-08T19:57:00.000-08:00Grace,I know you don't pray for anyone to be smote...Grace,<BR/><BR/>I know you don't pray for anyone to be smote, smitten, smited, or smat. I am glad you are here. Sorry to come down so hard.<BR/><BR/>Friends?John Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-22014651429829476392008-01-08T19:55:00.000-08:002008-01-08T19:55:00.000-08:00Hey FranIam!Welcome! Thanks for the link! Nice t...Hey FranIam!<BR/><BR/>Welcome! Thanks for the link! Nice to find another irreverent!John Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-11187869717192168322008-01-08T13:56:00.000-08:002008-01-08T13:56:00.000-08:00Hey, ((Monkey)) I'm a lover. I don't pray for anyo...Hey, ((Monkey)) I'm a lover. I don't pray for anyone to be smote. :)Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17018475588969974790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-44957812844644685492008-01-08T12:55:00.000-08:002008-01-08T12:55:00.000-08:00Rachel et al:In case you haven't read them yet, th...Rachel et al:<BR/><BR/>In case you haven't read them yet, this post is a follow-up of a series John did back in July. Some nuthatches were convinced that at 07:07:07 AM Jerusalem time (12:07:07 Eastern daylight) on July 7 (07/07/07) that the Rapture would occur. John heralded this with regular reports from one of Jesus' secretaries regarding one of the loopier products of the fundamentalist/evangelical/pentecostal streams of American Christianity.<BR/><BR/>Check 'em out: they're actually pretty funny.Flycandlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08599392875619723740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-56053055382350256642008-01-08T03:40:00.000-08:002008-01-08T03:40:00.000-08:00A visitor from the Planet Monkey here... what a gr...A visitor from the Planet Monkey here... what a great blog you have, I think I may be forced to blogroll you. If there is anything I love it is an irreverent Christian. And yes- following the commandment given to me, I am simply trying to love my neighbor as myself.<BR/><BR/>As for prayer outsourcing, you all may think we papists are nutty neo-pagan idol worshippers, but let me tell you, we had this prayer outsource thing covered years ago.<BR/><BR/>You do rather ably point out that with all the tons o' prayers of late and the potential for backlogs and mixups, this off-shoring so to speak, is the way to go.<BR/><BR/>Pax my man-<BR/>FranIam<BR/>Papist She Is<BR/>Irreverent Non NegotiableFranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07181529277715646835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-87183124168769418412008-01-07T19:26:00.000-08:002008-01-07T19:26:00.000-08:00Hey all! Thanks for commenting! One helpful tip:...Hey all! Thanks for commenting! One helpful tip: when directing your prayers, do specify the deity and be concise. Also, repeat prayers generally go into the trash bin. Once will do it.<BR/><BR/>Much Love,<BR/>Secretary 9B8 Gamma SectorJohn Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-34177045994125305252008-01-07T19:09:00.000-08:002008-01-07T19:09:00.000-08:00.....And, I suppose you added this post to totally........And, I suppose you added this post to totally remove the believers from your blog.<BR/><BR/>It's hard to know what point you are trying to get across. I'm pretty slow at sarcasm.Rae-Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10689602117000934898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-51055065011621825862008-01-07T19:06:00.000-08:002008-01-07T19:06:00.000-08:00Does this make me the under-secretary for Jesus? ...Does this make me the under-secretary for Jesus? If so, wow! Does that mean I'm quickly climbing the corporate ladder to heaven?Snadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04055786911610974637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-27054137773416814802008-01-07T18:21:00.000-08:002008-01-07T18:21:00.000-08:00My favorite part is the prayer processing room. A...My favorite part is the prayer processing room. At least the screens are colorful.OneSmallStephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08189124855157679020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-21628086359117598522008-01-07T14:03:00.000-08:002008-01-07T14:03:00.000-08:00Grace is not going to like this one bit. I'll be ...Grace is not going to like this one bit. I'll be praying she does not pray that you get smote for being a wise ass.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-26266721140496893572008-01-07T13:09:00.000-08:002008-01-07T13:09:00.000-08:00You've outdone yourself! I especially love the ac...You've outdone yourself! I especially love the accompanying photographs. :)Mystical Seekerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10828225180668865911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-21359782712289633172008-01-07T12:56:00.000-08:002008-01-07T12:56:00.000-08:00Loved this! I once worked in Customer Relations, ...Loved this! I once worked in Customer Relations, and I was paid to write response letters to angry missives sent to our CEO. Ah, the many times I wrote "Mr. so-and-so and I were very concerned to learn about your dissatisfaction with..." or "Ms. such-and-such read your letter of April 1 and asked me to respond on her behalf."<BR/><BR/>I saved a couple pieces of hate mail, usually scrawled in a psychotic script on the back of my original letter.Flycandlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08599392875619723740noreply@blogger.com