tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post598493401107147650..comments2024-02-19T04:50:58.170-08:00Comments on Shuck and Jive: What Does Heaven Look Like?John Shuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-33208488334735987032007-07-24T09:58:00.000-07:002007-07-24T09:58:00.000-07:00Hey Shalene!Thanks and welcome! Glad you found us...Hey Shalene!<BR/><BR/>Thanks and welcome! Glad you found us!<BR/>jJohn Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-68559177520868376032007-07-24T09:56:00.000-07:002007-07-24T09:56:00.000-07:00You know, I just found this blog totally be accid...You know, I just found this blog totally be accident, or was it providence? :) I'm loving it. I have a bit of a warped sense of humor, much like you, it seems, so anyway. Loved the whole bloomers thing! Great stuff. Keep glorifying the Lord. I do believe He has a sense of humor too.Shalenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14550373906934164067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-11904168976593296472007-07-04T22:18:00.000-07:002007-07-04T22:18:00.000-07:00Dear Doug and Heather R.,Thanks! I try to please!D...Dear Doug and Heather R.,<BR/><BR/>Thanks! I try to please!<BR/><BR/>Dear Cynthia,<BR/><BR/>Yes, Heaven will be filled with straight women, gay men, and lesbians and straight men who are very, very, shy. <BR/><BR/>Nope, none of that nasty, nasty, icky, sticky in Heaven's Virginal Paradise!<BR/><BR/>Love to all (in a non-sexual way),<BR/>Secretary 9B8 gamma sectorJohn Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-10492558686698225452007-07-04T09:16:00.000-07:002007-07-04T09:16:00.000-07:00If you have defiled yourself with a woman, forget ...<I>If you have defiled yourself with a woman, forget it. If you have defiled yourself with a man, that is probably OK.</I><BR/><BR/>So heaven will be filled with straight women and gay men, ergo, no sex in heaven?<BR/><BR/>Doesn't sound like heaven to me. :(Cynthiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16189485834914559162noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-23606960731229192242007-07-03T23:34:00.000-07:002007-07-03T23:34:00.000-07:00The link to the bloomers is what broke me up.The link to the bloomers is what broke me up.Douglas Underhillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02215736448645573566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-19149156963859712352007-07-03T15:08:00.000-07:002007-07-03T15:08:00.000-07:00this was awesome.this was awesome.Heather W. Reichgotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04678926165429957396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-53603278985875839722007-07-03T15:01:00.000-07:002007-07-03T15:01:00.000-07:00Dear Heather,Yes, that is very thoughtful. You mi...Dear Heather,<BR/><BR/>Yes, that is very thoughtful. You might want to consider putting on some modest rapture wear. Something like <A HREF="http://www.mum.org/unde1900.jpg" REL="nofollow">this</A> would be appropriate.<BR/><BR/>Dear Mystical,<BR/><BR/>Well, yes the American flag is a prominent part of the heaven experience. Interesting that you mentioned the 666 dude. In my next update, I will talk about what will happen to those left behind...<BR/><BR/>...and, are you ready for this?<BR/><BR/>I will reveal the identity of the antichrist!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Dear Chris,<BR/><BR/>You can join whatever church you want, of course. It won't matter much, because it is all over seven years from Saturday!<BR/><BR/>Love to all,<BR/>Secretary 9B8 gamma sectorJohn Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-1300941222634021922007-07-03T14:51:00.000-07:002007-07-03T14:51:00.000-07:00It just occured to me that if I am one of the luck...It just occured to me that if I am one of the lucky Raptured ones, I must make sure not to wear any sort of skirt on Saturday. Nothing like taking the fun out of the Rapture like pulling a subdued Britney Spears -- how unGodly.OneSmallStephttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08189124855157679020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-40422824535218059242007-07-03T13:18:00.000-07:002007-07-03T13:18:00.000-07:00Dear Jesus's Secretary,I couldn't help but notice ...Dear Jesus's Secretary,<BR/><BR/>I couldn't help but notice the big American flags in one of your pictures of heaven. This makes sense, since the US of A is of course God's chosen country, and we were appointed by God to carry out his will on earth, which included making a total, complete mess out of Iraq.<BR/><BR/>Of course, the reason the mess in Iraq is part of God's plan is that this will set up the whole Armageddon thing later on, after the Antichrist makes us all wear a 666 tattoo and after the Antichrist takes over control of the 10-nation European Union. Oh, wait, there are more than 10 countries in the EU since Hal Lindsey wrote his book in the 1970s. Oh well. Never mind that. The point is that all good, God-fearing Christians watch NASCAR races, which is why I am betting that almost all the 144,000 will come from the South! <BR/><BR/>Sorry, I didn't want to bring that up or anything, but I am betting that some southern cities will be rather depopulated in a few days from now.Mystical Seekerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10828225180668865911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-2160571694035089022007-07-03T12:51:00.000-07:002007-07-03T12:51:00.000-07:00>Whew!With all the real Christians gone, it'll be ...>Whew!<<BR/><BR/>With all the real Christians gone, it'll be much easier for us wicked conservatives to run off with our church property and join the EPC (EVangelIcaL Presby. Church).<BR/><BR/>After all, we weren't waiting for the bodily return of the Lord...er...<A HREF="http://shuckandjive.blogspot.com/2006/12/lord-and-serfs.html" REL="nofollow">Loaf-guardian</A> Jesus Christ. Rather, we are waiting in fervent hope for the return of 1957.Chris Larimerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01770607122746467750noreply@blogger.com