tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post6424478867343584768..comments2024-02-19T04:50:58.170-08:00Comments on Shuck and Jive: Rapture? Nashville's Ready!John Shuckhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-37614617100319844072010-12-03T09:08:36.145-08:002010-12-03T09:08:36.145-08:00Ooops - correctamundo, Bob (which translated means...Ooops - correctamundo, Bob (which translated means "D'oh! I am a knob.")Snadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04055786911610974637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-206287448354269582010-12-02T22:36:36.639-08:002010-12-02T22:36:36.639-08:00Bloomers under the kilt! Meh genoito! (Greek fro...Bloomers under the kilt! Meh genoito! (Greek from Paul: best translation? Hell No!) I'll wear my regimentals and keep my knees together. Besides, as Riley suggests, I don't think God has a dress code. If nude was good enough for the Garden than nude should be good enough for a rapture. <br /><br />Hmmm, guess I better do some exercising if I want to look good au naturel by May 21.<br /><br />Snad me dear, that was Augustine, not Aquinas.Pastor Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10510081361292855641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-14869265561996660512010-12-02T09:54:51.184-08:002010-12-02T09:54:51.184-08:00Damn! My insurance renews on May 15th!
Oh well...Damn! My insurance renews on May 15th! <br /><br />Oh well. I'll just help myself to the bank accounts (cars, homes, wardrobes, etc) of some local pious Christians who shall have ascended. I'll be sure to feed their critters, too.<br /><br />Question: How does one get oneself into a state of grace if that grace is only granted by the Big Guy and is not dependent upon your piety or lack thereof? Seems to me if I just get up at 12:01a on 05/21/11 and accept Jesus into my heart, I'll have just as much chance as everyone else!<br /><br />As Aquinas said, "Lord, make me chaste. But not yet." I have a 5 1/2 months or so.Snadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04055786911610974637noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-33744256783057738852010-12-02T06:57:00.065-08:002010-12-02T06:57:00.065-08:00Where's Rev. Monkey? Clearly his time has now...Where's Rev. Monkey? Clearly his time has now arrived -- The Nekkid Rapture at last!<br /><br />Maybe those nudie-scan machines in the Airports can be used as portals to heaven?<br /><br />I feel an end-times novel coming on.Sea Raven, D.Min.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11437086460582996056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-18949428355649632262010-12-02T05:48:38.074-08:002010-12-02T05:48:38.074-08:00Thanks for the warning!Thanks for the warning!John Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-6197331703724525922010-12-02T04:59:31.082-08:002010-12-02T04:59:31.082-08:00I'm thinking of going "naked and unashame...I'm thinking of going "naked and unashamed". Should modesty really be our first priority during such a glorious event? Fair warning: I'll be au naturel all of May 21st.Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05586889547265615889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-8651970951485719232010-12-02T04:07:07.856-08:002010-12-02T04:07:07.856-08:00Hee hee. As long as you have the bloomers under t...Hee hee. As long as you have the bloomers under the kilt!John Shuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798753206614838161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30648257.post-91538380498754013452010-12-02T00:17:25.625-08:002010-12-02T00:17:25.625-08:00There goes wearing the kilt for the rapture.There goes wearing the kilt for the rapture.Pastor Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10510081361292855641noreply@blogger.com