Shuck and Jive

Friday, October 21, 2011

Jesus Seminar Arrives with the Rapture!

Today is supposed to be the rapture. Remember?

Harold Camping says the world will probably end today.

It is the same day when scholars from the Jesus Seminar come to Elizabethton!


We are ready at FPC Elizabethton!

We are set up and waiting for the parousia.

The book room.

The banquet tables for the seating of the faithful.

The scholars' heavenly thrones.

I hope your name is on the scroll of life. Don't fret if you are not. Walk-ins are welcome.

See you tonight at 7:30 and/or tomorrow at 9:30 a.m!


  1. I'm glad you clearly noted that these were *before* pictures, otherwise I would have thought that the rapture already happened.

    I'm assuming, however, that you all in the Eastern Time Zone are gone already and only my fellow Pacific Time Zoners are going to read this comments.

  2. No Alan, the Unitarian Universalists have not yet climbed aboard the Mother Ship . . . We're too suspicious of the cool aid . . .