Shuck and Jive

Monday, November 21, 2011

When Church Gets Dull... can just ask people to come up front and get it going on the communion table for Jesus.

Check this story...

NEW YORK (UPI) -- A New York City pastor is delivering sermons on how to keep marriages alive that feature public kissing contests during service.

Pastor Maurice Johnson of the non-denominational Winners Church in Queens gives sermons, titled "The Power and Pleasure of Romance," to highlight the importance of marriage in the African-American community, the New York Post reported Saturday.

"Some people were like, 'It seems strange to do at church,'" he said, but they thought it was very creative.

During services, held in the PS 38 gym in Rosedale, Queens, four married couples are asked to approach the pulpit. Then, accompanied by R&B music, the couples demonstrate their passion by making out for five minutes.

The congregation then chooses a winning couple by applause. The most amorous pair wins $50 to spend on a date.

"You see kissing in all kinds of contexts, but you don't necessarily see it in a marriage context," said Frantz Cochy, 39, who won the contest with his wife of 13 years, Makeetah, 36. "I wasn't embarrassed, but I guess I felt a little awkward."

Johnson, 39, told The Post that showering your spouse with physical affection is a good way to strengthen a romantic partnership.

"God created a desire for love and romance," Johnson said.

"Any society that celebrates marriage, romance and love is going to be a free society," Johnson said. "Public displays of affection aren't wrong. Adam and Eve were naked, and they were not ashamed."
It is great entertainment if the kissing couples are hetero, in their 30s, and good looking. If Pastor Johnson really believed in Jesus he'd push the edge and have an 80 year old gay couple share some tongue on the chancel.

Blame Bill

1 comment:

  1. Bring Back Temple Sex!!

    Unfortunately, the possibilities for total awfulness are just too great for jokes . . . things are bad enough among the priests and altar boys.