Blessed are the shoppers...
...for they shall see Cod.
Is that Jesus on the "billboard" there? Whoever he looks like he needs to be made happy. Or regular. Can't tell which.
I have seen that face a lot. He looks like a typical Presbyterian minister.
Ah, so it was my second guess? In other words, #2 needs a good #2, eh? Thought so.
I've got to get out there and shop for Jesus! I had no idea. Do you think He'd mind if I spent my Xmas money on blankets for the earthquake victims? They are godless communists you know. I've got it, blankets with his picture on them.