Shuck and Jive

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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Will You Make Jesus Happy this Xmas?

Woke up to this morning's news:


  1. Is that Jesus on the "billboard" there? Whoever he looks like he needs to be made happy. Or regular. Can't tell which.

  2. I have seen that face a lot. He looks like a typical Presbyterian minister.

  3. Ah, so it was my second guess? In other words, #2 needs a good #2, eh? Thought so.

  4. I've got to get out there and shop for Jesus! I had no idea. Do you think He'd mind if I spent my Xmas money on blankets for the earthquake victims? They are godless communists you know. I've got it, blankets with his picture on them.