Another Sign of the Apocalypse

Here is something juicy.

The powers have allowed me to corrupt the minds of ETSU students.

Holston Presbytery is in the process of searching first for an interim then a permanent (Ha! Has no one ever heard of impermanence?) director of youth and campus ministries.

Jim Kirkpatrick has retired as of December 31st, 2009. He has done a super job with the youth of Holston Presbytery and has done a super job establishing a Presbyterian presence on the campus of ETSU.

Well...that is all history. All of his good work is shot to Hades as I am going to fill in and take over the Tuesday evening gatherings for Presbyterian Student Fellowship.

PSF meets Tuesday evenings at 6 p.m. We start with dinner then have a program.

Any ETSU undergrad or grad student is welcome. Check us on Facebook!

We begin Tuesday, January 19th! If you are an ETSU student, check it! Invite friends! It'll be hot!

The committee had best get off its rear end and get an interim in there pronto. I have plans to erect a totem pole then sacrifice chickens to the goddess.

Interested in this position? Check it out right here! If I didn't already have an awesome position I would apply. Find out more about it at Holston Presbytery's website.