Our congresspeople offered some insightful analogies to the situation in Gaza as Jon Stewart reported. That is why we pay them so well, 'cause they're smart like that. I can play that game, too. Can you?
I have to share a room with my little step-brother. My mother gave me a computer. He doesn't have one. He thinks he should have a computer or should use mine. Ha! No way! What does he need one for anyway? He is just a little kid.
He can't come over to my side of the room. He can't come over to my side of the room at all. He knows it. We have a line. He has to cross my line to get to the door, but I let him, when he asks permission. Hey, I'm generous.
Anyway, he has started bugging me. He got peanut butter on my keyboard. I told him not to do that, but he did it again. I know he is using my computer without my permission. So I smacked him.
Then he put thumb tacks in my bed. Every night he does that kind of shit.
Last night I took the baseball bat my mom gave me and broke both of his arms and three ribs.
I had no other choice. Any other step brother would do the same. Wouldn't you?