Shuck and Jive

Monday, March 30, 2009

Just Shit

Religious Truth

Taoism: Shit Happens

Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism: Shit happens because you deserve it.

Protestantism: Work harder, or shit will happen.

Materialist: Whoever dies with the most shit, wins!

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Atheist: I don't believe this shit.

Agnostic: I don't know shit, and neither do you!

Eco-spiritual: Compost happens. It's all good shit.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.

"religious truth. one dozen different perspectives.
religious intolerance. narrow thinking. no sense of humor. bad shit.
celebrate spiritual diversity. coexist!
think globally, shit locally."

h/t an unnamed presby