Gay parking is just so time consuming. Having to park your car in the middle of the road, get out, get the broom out of the boot and then sweep the parking space. It's just too much bother.
I have a running joke with a friend of mine who's straight: "What do gays do on Monday nights?" Answer: Iron. I do my ironing then, and it kind of makes the point that life is just life.
I think left sided parking life styles are sinful and un-scriptural. We should cut them off so that right sided parking life styles will not cause us to burn in hell.
That isn't just gay awesome - that's AWESOME!
ReplyDeleteAmen.
ReplyDeleteThat made my night.
ReplyDeleteGay parking is just so time consuming. Having to park your car in the middle of the road, get out, get the broom out of the boot and then sweep the parking space. It's just too much bother.
ReplyDeleteGay parking: I forget, is it supposed to be on the left side or on the right side? I've never been able to get that straight. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe left side is reserved for us who are left handed and those who have the bar sinister on their coat of arms, that is those who are true bastards.
ReplyDeleteIt's the bisexuals I feel sorry for, Kattie. They keep getting run over when they get out of the car.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's wonderful! It's so true.
ReplyDeleteI have a running joke with a friend of mine who's straight: "What do gays do on Monday nights?" Answer: Iron. I do my ironing then, and it kind of makes the point that life is just life.
Please would you send your photographs of gay ironing into OCICBW.... Some of my readers probably don't know how to do it properly.
ReplyDeleteI think left sided parking life styles are sinful and un-scriptural. We should cut them off so that right sided parking life styles will not cause us to burn in hell.
ReplyDeleteI heard the other day that my congregation is known as "the gay church".
ReplyDeleteI think we are a church.
Totally swiping that for Gay Married Californian!
ReplyDeleteGay parking takes so long because you have to color coordinate your car with the ones around you.
ReplyDeleteThis conversation reminds me of this fun little animation (an oldie but a goodie):
http://www.markfiore.com/animation/agenda.html
Enjoy
Oh, that is excellent. Wish this could go viral.
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