Shuck and Jive

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Saturday, June 28, 2008

Woodpecker Terrorism

The First Presbyterian Church of Elizabethton has been terrorized by woodpeckers.

Searching for whatever it is woodpeckers search for,

the godless peckers put three holes in our steeple.

Not to fear, Homeland Security led by Duane Lowry and Paul Gabinet used modern technology to send Woody and his pals back to where they came from.

The Elizabethton Star has the complete news story.

In other news the Johnson City Press announced that Dr. Robert Hamblin will be telling the story of Clarence Jordan tomorrow at 11 a.m. in the character of this legendary Baptist preacher who founded Koinonia Farm in Americus, Georgia.

Admission is free and we will take an offering for Habitat for Humanity.

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