More Endorsements

I received my unsolicited copy of The LayMAN the other day. Always an interesting read (if interesting is right-wing, homophobic, propaganda). Included were questions and answers from the four candidates for moderator. You can check those out. While you are checking, you might read the candidates' responses to Witherspoon's questions. Oh, why not, read the Presbyterian News Service intros as well.

After reading these, I have decided to make some more endorsements. I have already endorsed Rev. Bruce Reyes-Chow. But I also really liked what Rev. Carl Mazza had to say and what he has done on behalf of the homeless. So I endorse him too.

In addition to these two, I have already endorsed Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein. I continue to endorse him despite his denouncement. You can write him in for PC(USA) moderator or for USA president. I believe he also is running for secretary/treasurer of the Royal Order of the Opossums (local 392).

While I am feeling gregarious, I also endorse:

• Libby (the director of A.R.M., Elizabethton's ministry to those most in need)
• Winifred (my favorite justice-lovin' Methodist)
• My Congregation
• My dogs, Snickers and Shelby,
  
• And the Planet Jupiter (I hope it can do something about those unsightly red spots)
  

That is all.