On the cover of the Johnson City Press.

Well we're happy country preachers,
elders and teachers,
and we love everywhere we go.
We preach about beauty and we preach about truth,
And pass the plate at ev'ry show.

Its all designed to rest our minds,
but our minds won't really find rest.
We keep gettin' richer but we can't get our picture,
on the cover of the JC Press.

JC Press, wanna see my picture on the cover...
Press..., Wanna buy five copies for my mother!
Press..., Wanna see my smilin' face,
On the cover of the JC PRESS!

Here it is kids!