Shuck and Jive

Monday, November 17, 2008

War on Christmas

It is official. The war on Christmas has begun declares this letter to the editor in the Bristol Herald Courier.

Today, atheists are doing everything they can to stop people from saying Merry Christmas. Why is this happening? People are so caught up in their own feelings they don’t care what other people feel. Christmas is when our Savior was born, baby Jesus.

This year the Baby Jesus will not take any of that "Happy Holidays" drivel. You say "Merry Christmas" or he will be kickin' some serious tail.


  1. LOL, I just responded to that divisive letter a few mins ago.

    I don't know where these people come from. I pray for "atheists". The writer of the letter accuses them.

    As indicated in the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, which one of us is right?

  2. That is one SCARY baby Jesus. I am definitely going to stick with "Merry Christmas", I'm not messin' with Him.

  3. That. Baby. Is. Awesome.

    He's like a tiny squishy Rush Limbaugh - same expression and facial features, but the baby has an excuse for not understanding anything and screaming all the time.

    Also the baby probably isn't addicted to Oxycontin.

    But, given the choice, I'd definitley tune into Screaming Baby Radio on the AM dial... :)

  4. The Baby Jesus is droolin' mad. If anyone has an issue with Baby Jesus wearing pink, well then, you just take it up with him.