For My Republican Friends

Lest ye err and think all First Presbys are Democrats, here is a news item from First Presby, Mike.

Chelsea Clinton has recently been in Iraq interviewing soldiers. She wanted to get their reactions to issues back home. She found the biggest, meanest, ugliest, toughest marine she could find. She asked him, "Is there anything that makes you afraid?"

The marine responded:

I am afraid of three things:




Osama















Obama















and Yo Mama