Shuck and Jive

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

And Now for Something Lighter

A First Presby was inspired to send this:

A man went to a church one Sunday. Following the sermon, the man stopped to shake hands with the preacher. The man said, "That was a damned fine sermon that you preached today, sir; damned fine sermon".

The preacher responded, "Thank you, sir, but I would rather that you not use profanity to express your thoughts". The man said, "Yes sir, a damned fine sermon. And I was so damned impressed that I left a check for $5,000.00 in the offering plate".

The preacher exclaimed, "No shit !"

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