Shuck and Jive

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Gassy Night with the Twins on July 10th

All right, kids, here is the big church event you have been waiting for. Thursday, July 10th, is Gassy Thursday with the Elizabethton Twins. The Elizabethton Twins and their fans have character.

It is the most fan-friendly ballpark in the Tri-Cities and the Twins are the best team in the league.

So once a year at least, First Pres. takes a trip to the ballpark. Bring grandpa and the kids. It is a special night. This year we are going to attend...

Gassy Thursday: If you're tired of high gas prices this night is for you! Free gas coupons, pinto beans, and whoopi cushions will all be included on this night.

So join us!

Robert Tilton says Gassy Night with the Twins smells like heaven's bakery.


  1. Admit it, you love the farting preacher.

    I'll speak to Sparky about attending this fine event. If I behave myself she may let me out of the house long enough to go.

  2. I do. My dream is that one day folks will take the dvds of my sermons and put fart sounds to them. Hope you and Sparky can come to the game!