Shuck and Jive

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I Love You Cheesus

It is a sign. A blessed sign. A sign from God.

Here is a closeup of Cheesus.

"But the one who eats this Cheeto will live forever." John 6:58

h/t unholy visions


  1. "I think the bottom line is the joy that it's bringing"

    Holy crap! I've enjoyed a Cheetoh or two in my life, but I'd never say they brought be joy.

    If she had showed it to me I would have eaten it.

  2. I'm really going to have to pay closer attention to what I put in my mouth! I could have eaten a Blessed Virgin Chicken Foot for all I know. The smoked pig face I bought the other day did look familiar...

  3. If she had showed it to me I would have eaten it.

    And you would have lived forever. Too bad now.

  4. Meh. Who wants to live forever? Election season seems too long. Imagine an eternity of 'em!

  5. Then there's that Mason Jennings song:
    I Love Cheesus and Gouda Too

    Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.

  6. Ha!

    I just had a mystical experience. I split open a peanut and found Confucius!

  7. This could go on forever. Let's just cut to the chase here.

    "I just had a bowel movement and found [insert name here]".

    now everyone can play along.