Mark Ciptak: Alpha Dog of the Week

Just finished watching the Colbert Report. Stephen named Mark Ciptak of Elizabethton, Tennessee, "Alpha Dog of the Week." Mark named his baby Sarah McCain Palin without consulting with his wife. Colbert praised his patriotism for "putting his country before the possibility of ever having sex with his wife again."

He said Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak joins her siblings who are also named for political causes:

"Meals on Wheels" Ciptak and "Don't Forget to Spay or Neuter" Ciptak.

I got too serious with it yesterday. This is just too funny. I hope the Ciptak family gets lighthearted and has fun with it, too.

I wish them all the best...

...and if they need marriage counseling, I'm in the book.