Shuck and Jive

Friday, July 06, 2007

Rapture Update: Live Earth Concert in Heaven!

Hi Friends,

The Rapture is only seven hours away. Many have been concerned that if they do make it in the Rapture that they will miss the Live Earth concerts that are beginning just four hours from now. I have worked it out with our engineers and we have satellite link-ups to all the concerts around the world on a super-sized plasma screen in the heavenly speedway.

You will be able to enjoy the Rapture
and watch the great shows! And it will be fun to see if those left behind will be able to do anything for Earth before Jesus and his army return to trash the place in seven years.

If you don't make the Rapture there are plenty of local places to participate in the Live Earth concerts. Here are the details for the "Party for the Planet" at the Acoustic Coffeehouse in Johnson City. Check the Live Earth SOS web page.

Still trying to meet everyone's needs,
Secretary 9B8 Gamma Sector

1 comment:

  1. You are still wrong about 7/7/07 as you will find out when Sunday comes.

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