It is the end of the world as we know it. Thank Jesus for godly men like William Parkerson. Don't look away. Watch this video to know the truth of the depths of depravity to which our beloved denomination has sunk:
The Baby Jesus - at least the one that I know and love was influenced by my fine Roman Catholic faith. As a result, it should be clear that the only suitable salad dressing would be oil and vinegar!
The thought of organic and goddess being in the name of a food sends me to my very knees, uttering a thousand Hail Marys!!
(thanks John, I've been a real crab so I needed a laugh!!)
"Turning us away from the pure and perfect Presbyterianism that existed briefly between August of 1909 and May of 1910. Those were some good times."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you so much, John.
BTW, Monkey and Franiam, Green Goddess is not the only proscribed dressing (though it is the most obviously horrific example). Other forbidden toppings include:
-French -Russian -Italian (those damn Catholics) -Parmesan Peppercorn (ditto) -Anything with dill or cumin (Matthew 23.23--this actually means that Ranch is an abomination!) -Anything with bacon (Lev 11.7)
In fact, the only salad dressing with divine approval is Honey Mustard (Lev 20.24, Luke 13.19).
Let's not even get the good Rev. Parkerson started on the fried tofu appetizers and soy lattes!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, is he invited to Mardi Gras?
That was feckin' funny, yo. Just so you know, the baby Jesus likes Thousand Island dressing.
ReplyDeleteThe Baby Jesus - at least the one that I know and love was influenced by my fine Roman Catholic faith. As a result, it should be clear that the only suitable salad dressing would be oil and vinegar!
ReplyDeleteThe thought of organic and goddess being in the name of a food sends me to my very knees, uttering a thousand Hail Marys!!
(thanks John, I've been a real crab so I needed a laugh!!)
"Turning us away from the pure and perfect Presbyterianism that existed briefly between August of 1909 and May of 1910. Those were some good times."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Thank you so much, John.
BTW, Monkey and Franiam, Green Goddess is not the only proscribed dressing (though it is the most obviously horrific example). Other forbidden toppings include:
-French
-Russian
-Italian (those damn Catholics)
-Parmesan Peppercorn (ditto)
-Anything with dill or cumin (Matthew 23.23--this actually means that Ranch is an abomination!)
-Anything with bacon (Lev 11.7)
In fact, the only salad dressing with divine approval is Honey Mustard (Lev 20.24, Luke 13.19).
Excellent.
ReplyDeleteHard to make satire like this, when the reality is every bit as silly. :)
LOL!
ReplyDeleteSomebody call Schwans and have them deliver Parkerson a Devil's Food Cake for desert. I wanna see his head explode.
Glad you found it entertaining!
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