Shuck and Jive

Thursday, January 03, 2008

A Story of Self-Sacrifice

This is from a First Presby (ahem, ahem) who shall forever be nameless:

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no.

'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd 'bout that there 'Hind Lick Manuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it. '


  1. bill42 said...

    And the theology here is?

    That depends on what the "hinie" in question looked like.

    Sometimes it can be better to let fate claim it's victim. ;)

  2. Guilty as charged, Doc.

    I will now beat myself stupid with a chain while reciting the Apostle's Creed backwards. In French.