Shuck and Jive

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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

News Leak From Heaven

Hey Everyone!

Jesus' Secretary here to let you know that an unfortunate bit of news has leaked from Heaven. The news is incorrect.

Doug at Witherspoon has reported that Mike Huckabee has been endorsed by God. No. This is false. Neither God-Father nor God-Son endorses Huckabee for president.

This was a silly prank by the prayer processors. They obviously have not been processing enough prayers lately.

They have been disciplined.

The Trinity continues to endorse Al Smith.

Jesus' Secretary 9B8 Gamma Sector