WASHINGTON—A little more than a month after the first family's move to the White House, reports of strange happenings have continued to surface, with Sasha Obama confirming Tuesday that she had once again been visited by the eerie specter of the Bush twins....
....According to White House security documents, Sasha told Secret Service agents that the ghostly twins spoke to her in unison and repeatedly beckoned her by chanting the phrases "come play with us," "come play with us, forever," and "Daddy's making fajitas."
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I guess when you think about it, the Bush presidency was kinda like The Shining. Whacko takes over, loses touch with reality (Bush was born with cabin fever), has an axe to grind, ruins everyone's life, then chills out like nothing happened.
The Onion should be required reading. Such tranquility.
When the Bush twins were giving the Obama girls the tour of the White House, Stephanie Miller imagined them telling Sasha and Malia which Secret Service agents would buy them beer and to never, ever do too many Jaeger bombs and pass out on the South Lawn wearing nothing but a Hello Kitty nightshirt. "Trust us on that one."
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The Onion always makes me laugh.
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