Shuck and Jive

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Vitamin C Minus!

I have decided to embrace my C Minus identity. Who wants an "A" or a "B+" anyway? "A"s are for dweeby little misfits always raising their hands first. "A" students are nasally, smug twirps who grew up and brought down Wall Street.

"I know the capitol of Bolivia, Mrs. Gardner."
They say it when they are ten and exploit it when they are 40.

Nope. Not me. I am Vitamin C Minus, the champion of the underachiever. My hero is Jeff Spicoli.

For all you losers, heads, freaks, stoners, and drop-outs, you now have a friend in me.

C Minus rules.


  1. As someone who had a high GPA and still managed to be a complete slag and a beatnik antiestablishment pot-smoking ne'er-do-well, I take great offense at this posting!


  2. I'm glad to see you're getting over this!

  3. Yes Sara, I think I am being quite mature and professional about the whole thing lest anyone think I can't take criticism. : )